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Real good is, well, real good. The lyrics are “I like beef.” It’s pretty simple.

Hi, my name is Charlie and this is my story.

Rebecca, my person, and I loved each other very much. Rebecca was a fifteen-year cancer survivor but the last few years have been tough for her. Suddenly, she died and so did my friend Mocha. I was very scared and I hid from everyone for days and days. Finally, Rebecca’s nephews and friends found me and now I’m staying with some Foster People.

I am FeLV and FIV negative and I’m about a year and a half old. I’m in good health, although I’m a little skinny because I didn’t eat for a few days. My Foster People feed me all the time so I’m getting bigger again. I like to sit on laps and watch TV. I like most other cats and I’m looking to share a house with one or two other kitties. If you’re interested in meeting me please email sgreen@greensky.org.

OK, so I’ve filed the invoices, input the timesheets and updated the schedules. Now, I’m printing out the contracts. What else do you need?

Enjoy! Thanks to Jenny Pfister for sending the link to me.

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If you would like a lovely stuffed animal that looks like your cat after it has been freeze-dried then click here. Apparently they are covered in old fur that’s been recycled from a “thrift store.” Uh, what thrift store sells old cat hair? Tell me cuz I can retire on the amount of money I would make by selling my cats’ hair for cash.